LayerCoatRidge
Nobody wears one thing. A shirt, a knit over it, something with buttons over that, and a shell if the sky opens. Each slot has one job, and the front of a listing never mentions slots.
This is the most useful thing on the site, so it is second. Six conditions down the side, five layer slots across the top, and one row underneath for the rung that nothing in this catalog closes in any condition at all.
| Condition | The shirt layer | The knit layer | The sweatshirt layer | The unlined outer layer | The weather shell |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Indoors and office | Button-Down Shirts | Cardigans | Women's Hoodies | not in this stack | not in this stack |
| Dry and cool outdoors | Button-Down Shirts | Cardigans | Women's Hoodies | Denim Jackets | not in this stack |
| Wet and mild | Button-Down Shirts | Cardigans | not in this stack | not in this stack | Raincoats |
| Wet and cold | Button-Down Shirts | Cardigans | Women's Hoodies | not in this stack | Raincoats |
| Sun and heat | Button-Down Shirts | not in this stack | Men's Hoodies | Denim Jackets | not in this stack |
| Packing light | Button-Down Shirts | Cardigans | Women's Hoodies | not in this stack | Raincoats |
| insulation | No listing in this catalog fills the insulation slot. There is no down, no synthetic fill and no base layer among these 55 listings, and not one of them states a temperature range. | ||||
Before anything else
No listing in this catalog fills the insulation slot. There is no down, no synthetic fill and no base layer among these 55 listings, and not one of them states a temperature range. This site does not convert layers into degrees, and it does not describe anything here as protection in dangerous weather. What it does is count rungs.
Inside, all day, with a door between you and the sky.
Nothing this condition asks for is left open.
Outside, dry, with moving air and nothing falling out of the sky.
Left open: the insulation rung, which nothing in this catalog closes.
Rain falling, and the air is not the problem.
Nothing this condition asks for is left open.
Rain falling, and the air is also the problem.
Left open: the insulation rung, which nothing in this catalog closes.
Bright and hot, with the sky doing the opposite of raining.
Nothing this condition asks for is left open.
Everything has to go in a bag and come out of it again.
Nothing this condition asks for is left open.
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Tool
Pick a condition and a listing for each rung it asks for. The placket fills in as you go, and the rung this catalog cannot close stays open whatever you choose.
The condition
Inside, all day, with a door between you and the sky.
shirt layer
knit layer
sweatshirt layer
Listings from Men's Hoodies are switched off on this rung: this condition closes the sweatshirt layer from Women's Hoodies.
insulation
Switched off, in every condition. This catalog carries no listing that fills the insulation rung, so there is nothing here to choose between.
unlined outer layer
Switched off: indoors and office does not ask for this rung, so no listing on it can change the result.
weather shell
Switched off: indoors and office does not ask for this rung, so no listing on it can change the result.
A button through a loop means the rung is closed. An outlined empty slot means it is open. The words under each loop say the same thing.
Still open: shirt layer, knit layer, sweatshirt layer.
How this tool decides
Scroll sideways. Each of these does one job, and the useful part is the second line: what it never does.
the woven piece everything else goes over
It covers, it opens at the front or it does not, and it gives every layer above it a flat surface to sit on.
It does not stop wind, it does not stop water, and nothing about it is measured.
thickness, and no weather in it at all
It adds a layer of knitted cloth between the shirt and whatever is outside, and it comes on and off without disturbing much.
It does nothing about wind, nothing about water, and it carries no rating of any kind on any listing in this catalog.
the same position as a knit, with a hood on it
It adds a layer of knitted or fleeced cloth with a hood attached, and where it zips it can be opened without being taken off.
It does not address weather. No listing that fills this slot states a water claim, a seam treatment or a temperature range.
a woven outer that stops moving air
It puts a woven cloth on the outside of the stack, which blocks moving air and holds the layers under it together.
It does not address water. Not one listing that fills this slot uses the words waterproof, water-resistant or seam taped.
the outermost slot: water, and nothing else
It goes over everything and addresses water. Where a listing states taped or sealed seams, it states where the water was expected to get in.
It does not add warmth. No listing in this slot claims warmth, and a shell with nothing warm under it is a shell with nothing warm under it.
| The word | What it promises | Who measures it | Listings using it | Page |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waterproof | Read plainly, the word promises that water will not get through the fabric. | a published test method exists; no listing here names one | 9 | Waterproof and water-resistant |
| Breathable | Together these words promise that water vapor leaves the fabric, that liquid moves through it, and that it stops being wet quickly. | nobody, as far as published documents go | 4 | Breathable and quick dry |
| UPF 50+ | The figure describes a property of cloth: how much ultraviolet radiation passes through a fabric in a laboratory measurement. | a published test method, and a published labeling specification | 5 | UPF 50 and UPF 50+ |
| Wrinkle-free | Wrinkle-free promises that the cloth returns to a flat state on its own. | nobody, as far as published documents go | 5 | Wrinkle-free and anti-pilling |
| Satin | A fiber name in a title promises, to most readers, that the garment is made of that fiber. | a published test method, and a published labeling specification | 14 | Satin, silk and fiber names |
Every one of them quoted from its own listing text.
The ordinary case, and the reason the second tool exists.
One rain poncho. Everything else names a direction or nothing.
No down, no fill, no base layer, in any category here.
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Tool
Of 55 listings, three print a size range. This counts them, and it gives no advice about choosing a size, because a count is not advice.
The category
The size
How this tool counts
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It is 55 retail listings in six categories, and the categories are not tidy. Five of them are women’s categories and one is a men’s category, and inside the rain listings three describe adults generally or more than one group of wearers. That is quoted rather than narrowed.
The men’s hoodies are mostly not a warm layer at all: Five of the eight state a UPF figure and describe a thin hooded fishing shirt, and only three describe fleece. And across all six categories there is no insulating layer of any kind.
No. Every rain listing in this catalog addresses water and says nothing about warmth, and one of them prints the word unlined about itself. Warmth has to come from a rung underneath it.
No. There is no down, no synthetic fill and no base layer in this catalog. The thickest thing here is a fleece hoodie, and the site says so rather than arranging the listings to look like more.
It means the seller printed those words. No listing here that uses them names a test, a scale or a number, and this site could not find a published rule that fixes what they must mean.
No. Satin is a weave: a way of interlacing threads so that the surface comes out smooth. Two listings here carry a fiber name in the title beside it and state no fiber content anywhere at all.
Because that is what the listings describe. Most of them state a UPF figure and describe a thin hooded fishing shirt. The word hoodie is doing two jobs in one category, and this site separates them.
This site does not answer that. It counts how many listings print a size range covering a given size, and across the whole catalog almost none of them prints a range at all.
Button-Down Shirts
the layer everything else goes over
Of the fit words printed in this category, classic is the one this listing uses, and it is the only listing here that uses it.
Cardigans
warmth with no weather in it
This is the only listing in the category that pairs a material direction with anti-pilling wording.
Women's Hoodies
the same slot, in fleece
A kangaroo pocket is named in this listing and in no other listing in the category.
Men's Hoodies
mostly a sun layer, not a warm one
This is the only listing in the category that prints both a UPF figure and separate UV wording from the seller.
Denim Jackets
wind, and nothing about rain
This is the only listing in the category whose entire description is the fabric and the garment type.
Raincoats
water, and nothing about warmth
The word unlined appears in this listing and in no other listing in the category.